We Caught This Morning Morning's Minion with a Touch of Frostbite

This morning we learned from the Weather Channel that it was going to be lousy today. Freezing rain, lots of snow, hail, locusts, fire descending from heaven, earthquakes, glaciers, and general earthshaking terror and discombobulation. We had a talk with our snowblower and he decided to stay in bed today with a warm milk and plenty of books and Pupi Campo records. Made a call to Pupi Campo to see if he could do anything about the weather. Usually he is pretty good at delaying minor storms and chinooks, but he suggested that I fly south for the winter. Strange. My hands seem to be frozen to the keyb...