In my secret life, I go back in time and, by wearing the bottoms of my trousers rolled, I invent plus-fours, which become the new fashion craze. My new-found wealth allows me to stay home and write light opera, resulting in the Broadway smash, "The Love Song of Eldrick T. Woods." Keep up the good, well, whatever it is that you do.
What do the invasion of Mooburg by 10,000 Holstein cows, Pupi Campo, the Etruscan language, Quonset huts, the Big Giant Nose, motorized lawn bowling, and the non-existent province of Manitoba have in common? They're all lemon-flavored.
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~roflmao!!~
By Unknown, at 8:42 PM
In my secret life, I go back in time and, by wearing the bottoms of my trousers rolled, I invent plus-fours, which become the new fashion craze. My new-found wealth allows me to stay home and write light opera, resulting in the Broadway smash, "The Love Song of Eldrick T. Woods." Keep up the good, well, whatever it is that you do.
By Anonymous, at 8:28 AM
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