As one of your 2 readers, you owe me no apologies. Having had a grad school roommate from Sudbury, I know whence you speak. But what do you mean authors (plural) of the Book of Genesis? Everyone knows it was written by John Milton. Or was it Milton Bradley? Maybe Broderick Crawford. Anyway, one person, not three. If you happen to hear from Uncle Ponsonby via Ouija board or other trans-dimensional device, tell him Gidney and Cloyd send their best. As Elvis Costello sang, "Oh I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused." Or was it, "Damn you, God damn you all to Hell."
re: Ben Hur-- I'm sure that somewhere Billy the Kid is smiling at any disturbance concerning the brainchild of Lew Wallace, the Governor of New Mexico who kept putting warrants out for him.
What do the invasion of Mooburg by 10,000 Holstein cows, Pupi Campo, the Etruscan language, Quonset huts, the Big Giant Nose, motorized lawn bowling, and the non-existent province of Manitoba have in common? They're all lemon-flavored.
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As one of your 2 readers, you owe me no apologies. Having had a grad school roommate from Sudbury, I know whence you speak. But what do you mean authors (plural) of the Book of Genesis? Everyone knows it was written by John Milton. Or was it Milton Bradley? Maybe Broderick Crawford. Anyway, one person, not three. If you happen to hear from Uncle Ponsonby via Ouija board or other trans-dimensional device, tell him Gidney and Cloyd send their best. As Elvis Costello sang, "Oh I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused." Or was it, "Damn you, God damn you all to Hell."
By Anonymous, at 1:25 PM
Love your blog, Al. The Sudbury post was spot-on.
re: Ben Hur-- I'm sure that somewhere Billy the Kid is smiling at any disturbance concerning the brainchild of Lew Wallace, the Governor of New Mexico who kept putting warrants out for him.
By Unknown, at 5:17 PM
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