posted by aardvark al at
11:13 AM
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What do the invasion of Mooburg by 10,000 Holstein cows, Pupi Campo, the Etruscan language, Quonset huts, the Big Giant Nose, motorized lawn bowling, and the non-existent province of Manitoba have in common? They're all lemon-flavored.
For more insanity, see The Real Aardvark Al.
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Now I'm afraid to go in the Safeway produce department tonight...
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Unknown, at 6:55 PM
Nonetheless, I went there. And succeeded in buying coleslaw. And emerged unharmed. And nothing unusual happened except the yellow CAUTION tape around the pillar outside and the sound resembling a psychotic jackhammer operator on the roof, or a really itchy giant dragon scratching.
Like a high-power radio station unmonitored by the FCC, Al-- I think the signals of your universe are bleeding over into mine...
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Unknown, at 12:08 AM
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