The size of my loins is, fortunately, classified as a state secret and will not be available for public disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act intil the year 2050.
What do the invasion of Mooburg by 10,000 Holstein cows, Pupi Campo, the Etruscan language, Quonset huts, the Big Giant Nose, motorized lawn bowling, and the non-existent province of Manitoba have in common? They're all lemon-flavored.
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And that, children, is how Clear Channel got started. Al, are you sure a half pound of girds is enough to shield your loins?
By Anonymous, at 9:18 PM
The size of my loins is, fortunately, classified as a state secret and will not be available for public disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act intil the year 2050.
By aardvark al, at 12:15 AM
Al, you are hysterically funny as always. I continue to look forward to upcoming posts on your blog. Please don't go away! :o)
By Rhodent, at 11:08 PM
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